kuuttamo:

- Sherlock. What on earth are you doing?

- Experimenting

- On how much you can fit sugar into your teacup?

- If you must put that such an inceribly obtuse way…

- Well, would you mind conducting this highly crucial experiment some other-

- Yes

- Mr. Eccles will be arriving any time now! The flat is messy enough without       you coating everything in sugar…hmm…

- Dull. I know the culprit already. And why that sickeningly sentimental smile, John?

- Oh, just remembered something…

- Pray, tell. Not that I could be any less interested, but you’re going to do it anyway.

- Just an old thing. I used to have this girlfriend when I was really young. If I was doing something annoying she always had her way by saying ‘Stop that and I’ll kiss you’. Or something else…

- …

- …

-…well? I stopped…

This is for lovely Redfrypan as an art trade. She asked me for John accidentally seducing Sherlock, a situation which is so strongly suggesting kissing that it can’t be avoided, wether there is romantical feelings included or not.

I’m not sure who’s seducing who here and if this is exactly what you asked for, Redfrypan, but as I was pondering what to draw to you, this conversation formed in my head and refused to leave, smothering all the other ideas. I hope you don’t mind me adding it here :)